It's Not Stephen Whyno's Fault......

I am disassociating myself with The Washington Capitals franchise. I am removing all their existence from my life (except maybe the blog). Part of that was unfollowing any of the poor bastards on Twitter that make their living covering a 48 game train wreck.

On a funny note, it's not Stephen Whyno's fault. It's really not. I love his response.

The Washington Capitals Gong Show

The Washington Capitals Gong Show rolled into Toronto tonight and didn't disappoint. They got more gongs than the breaking dancing robot that caught on fire.

It has to be tough being a professional hockey team when you have no defence men, forwards and barely any goal tending. Neuvirth can't be faulted too much he just doesn't have anything in front of him. Literally.

Did you take Ovechkin in your Hockey Pools?

Did you take Alexander Ovechkin in your hockey pools this year? I took him in two hockey pools and thank god not in any others. 

Did you see him miss that empty net against Buffalo yesterday?

Ovechkin Mocks Iceburg

First period over in today's Washington Capitals game and another 20 minutes of watching Ovechkin floating around in outer space. I don't think he even knows what day it is or where he is. I thought the image below is fitting. He still has his millions.

Sabres at the Capitals Today

Another big game. Another bid day. Another optional practice. Another day in the downward spiral of Washington Capitalism.

Ovechkin Sets His Goals for the Season

It's always nice to see a professional athlete who is struggling set his goals and get his priorities straight to turn things around. Ovechkin should keep reaching for the starts. Everything is within his reach right now.

Adam Oates On the Washington Capitals Season

I think this picture of Adam Oates sums up how all of us Washington Capitals fans are feeling right now. Adam Oates should know that he isn't alone. This is how all of us are walking around right now.

Ovechkin Sucks

Great photo of Ovechkin and his hockey stick. Maybe his only true fan right now. I am wondering what Ovechkin is doing now that he has quit playing hockey for a living.

Washington Capitals Hit Rock Bottom

The Washington Capitals have hit rock bottom. It will be interesting to see just how much more pathetic these ladies can be over the next week. 

The Washington Crapitals

The Washington Crapitals. How fitting. The worst team in the league. Aren't we glad the lockout is over? Somebody tell the Crapitals.

The Washington Capitals Suck

What a fitting picture to start The Washington Capitals Fail Blog out with. This team is a train wreck.